penis is such an ugly word we should call them dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dongs
Love it when a girl plays with my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
I fucking choked on my tea
Next you’ll be choking on my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
"wow… can i just say sir? i’m your biggest fan"
"i wish… specimen!"
steve rogers and tony stark ft. the adorably awkward bearded dudes who have massive crushes on them
I love this… the way Magneto isn’t even trying. He flicks his wrist absently and sends the soldiers flying. He doesn’t care where they go, they are nothing more than annoying nats.
This is a perfect representation of me at work all day long.
What the what? Gabriel… Is… is this a trick from Metatron. Imma be so upset. I want him back.